Do you get nervous when walking through the bird aviary at the zoo?
My grandson laughs at my mini umbrella.
No, I get nervous walking in a city street with birds up above.
When I was a overly sensitive 19 year old, my husband and I were in NY city having just arrived from Calif.
We dressed up for a night on the town and we walked to a nice German restaurant for dinner. Just before entering the place, I felt something nasty hit me on the head.
I took out a napkin from my handbag and saw the damage done. I started crying because the bird hit me right in the center of my head.
I went into the ladies room to clean up but my dinner and night out were ruined.